My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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