he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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