we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Are my feet made of real feet?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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