you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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