Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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