this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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