Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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