in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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