One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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