You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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