i can't believe i had my finger in that
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
He's on the porch naked. Help.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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