This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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