i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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