summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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