Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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