No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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