It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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