he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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