Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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