This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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