I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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