I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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