remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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