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It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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