I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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