just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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