You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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