i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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