Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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