no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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