What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Pants are for mortals
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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