How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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