Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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