Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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