I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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