is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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