Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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