What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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