That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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