My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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