Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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