Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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