So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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