i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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