im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize