wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
He kissed a someone with a penis
This house was built for laser tag.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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