Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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