Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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