wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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