You're my little dorito
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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