You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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