Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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